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Now You Can Read My ThoughtsHow much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why would it? It doesn't have any business chucking wood to begin with, and just because it could doesn't mean that it would. Perhaps the woodchuck has better things to do. In fact, maybe that humble rodent aspires for more and by assuming that all it wants to do is disfigure trees we're not giving the creature enough credit. Has anyone ever asked what a woodchuck would paint if you gave it a canvas and a brush? It may ver well be that if you handed the modest woodchuck a guitar he would not gnash through the wooden bridge but indeed strum you a gentle tune. Stop belittlinNow You Can Read My Thoughts
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LunacyFor thousands of years the human race has embraced many a perjury as fact simply because we were told to do so. These delusions have varied in size and scale throughout the course of history, and many have been exposed for the frauds that they are. However, there is still one fabrication traveling around the globe at a rate of 2288 miles an hour, stopping only to be taught in classrooms and to be shown on television programs for children and adults of all ages. I am speaking of course about the Moon.Lunacy
Earth's supposed moon does not exist. What is seen in the night sky is simply the back of the Sun which occasionally becomes v
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"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
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If I were in one of my own stories, all of my thoughts would be in italics.
I LOATHE Twilight. I hate it. I can't believe Stephenie Meyer has a degree in English yet manages to write shit like that.
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The Journal
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
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If I were in one of my own stories, all of my thoughts would be in italics.
I hope my lecturers agree with you when I start attacking Twilight fans in my English class!
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The Journal
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
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